1. “No Wondolowski, you can’t have a lick!” - Julian Green, USA
2. Belgium’s Kevin De Bruyne tried to warn this fan; “Hey man, your ice cream boner is showing,” but the fan didn’t listen and continued being an idiot with a chubs on the field.
3. Chile’s Alexis Sánchez ran so fast his soft serve was heard whistling in the wind behind him on the field.
4. “This is the biggest chipwich I’ve ever seen!” screamed Argentina’s Ángel di María before his face froze like this forever:
5. Matt Besler (USA) screamed, “WAIT! Kompany (Belgium)! You’re gonna lose your scoop!” but it was too late.
6. Australia’s Matthew Ryan destroyed a cone midair.
7. After biting into strawberry ice cream, Uruguay’s Luis Suárez, yelped, “Jesús Cristo! That’s really f**king cold!”
(The NY Times)
8. And when Romelu Lukaku (Belgium) kicked the winning goal against the USA yesterday, he screamed to the crowd, “I’LL HAVE ONE OF EEEEEEEEAAAAACH!!!!!!!!!!”